Women want men to be fluffy pancakes drenched in chocolate sauce, while men want women to be turbo-powered fembots with awesome nipple-blasters. No wonder dating sucks.
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Wisdom So Sweet You Won't Miss The Syrup
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Since the days of yore (and maybe even as far back as pre-yore) there have been plentiful proverbs about fish and dogs and bread and testicles--but not many about pancakes. I'm here to fill that gap.
All pancake pics are by poet, photographer, and knitting-needle ninja Heather Moore Niver.
More Mark Peters--the Plaxico Burress of humorists, better known as wordlust on Twitter--can be found at Good Magazine, Oxford University Press Blog, Visual Thesaurus, and The Rosa Parks of Blogs.
All pancake pics are by poet, photographer, and knitting-needle ninja Heather Moore Niver.
More Mark Peters--the Plaxico Burress of humorists, better known as wordlust on Twitter--can be found at Good Magazine, Oxford University Press Blog, Visual Thesaurus, and The Rosa Parks of Blogs.
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