Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The rich and the poor

It is better to eat pancakes in a rich man's bathtub than to eat rats in a poor man's dumpster. Duh.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Safe sex

11% of teens think they can get pregnant if they eat pancakes while having butt sex.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011


Now that we know the Rapture is bullshit, maybe people will take the Pancake-pocalypse seriously.

Thursday, May 19, 2011


You can put bananas in a pancake, but you can't put pancakes in a banana. For this, bananas are grateful.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011


All pancakes are preordained. Nostradamus believed in a hearty breakfast.

Saturday, May 14, 2011


Why buy the pancake when you can pour syrup on yourself for free?

Tuesday, May 10, 2011


The pancake is the state bird of New Jersey.

Thursday, May 5, 2011


Pancakes before beer, never fear. Yak testicles before wine, you'll be fine.

Tuesday, May 3, 2011


Never eat a pancake or placenta on a first date.