Thursday, December 30, 2010


Beware a man with only one pancake or wife.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

George Carlin

George Carlin said, "Everybody's got a cell phone that'll make pancakes and rub their balls" but mine won't do anything but anal.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Arts and sciences

Is making pancakes an art or a science? Neither. It's a sub-discipline of exorcism-ology.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010


You can't spell "pantless cakes" without "pancakes".

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Cousin Billy

A pancake a day keeps my cousin Billy away. Trust me, that's a good thing.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010


If you're a sewer rat, a pancake could be a good cape.

Thursday, December 9, 2010


One man's pancake is another man's bedpan. (Hint: that man is your mom).

Tuesday, December 7, 2010


If a king sits on a throne of pancakes, that's a good day for the royal poodle.

Thursday, December 2, 2010


There are two sides to coins, pancakes, arguments, and Batman villains.