Thursday, May 27, 2010


I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a pancake on top of me, like the world's worst hat.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010


There are purse dogs and police dogs, but no pancake dogs. It's Obama's fault.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

God-fearing men

Let no one come between a God-fearing man and his pancake. Except maybe Shaq.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Dinner companions

Eat pancakes with forks, not orcs.

Thursday, May 13, 2010


The way of the pancake is sticky, but the way of the waffle is Satan-y. Choose wisely.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010


When life poos on your pancake, make poopy-pancake-ade.

Thursday, May 6, 2010


God will forgive your unholy proclivities if you serve them with pancakes. Letting those nuns out of the dungeon wouldn't hurt either.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010


If you have ever played Jenga with a stack of pancakes, consult your neurologist immediately.