Tuesday, August 30, 2011


God is constantly molding you into the person or pancake you were meant to be.

Thursday, August 25, 2011


Maybe if Linus carried a security pancake instead of a security blanket, Charles M. Schulz would still be alive.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011


Why are there Special Olympics but no Pancake Olympics? I thought this was America.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011


The wheel and fire were well-received, but the caveman who invented the first pancake also received the first blow job.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Music and diet

Simon and Garfunkel were OK, but Simon and pancakes are more filling.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

Helen Keller

Q: Why did Helen Keller love pancakes? A: Because everyone loves pancakes.