Tuesday, November 30, 2010


Better a diamond with a flaw than a pancake with a thin coating of diarrhea.

Thursday, November 25, 2010


Is it better to fool a pancake or pancake a fool?

Tuesday, November 23, 2010


You are smarter than your dog, but your dog is smarter than your pancake. So that evens out.

Thursday, November 18, 2010


You can't get to the top by shoving pancakes up your bottom.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Moving mountains

It is possible to move a mountain with only witchcraft and pancakes. Send $1000 to learn how.

Thursday, November 11, 2010


A virtuous wife is like a pancake. She can't do business without letting Mrs. Butterworth wet her beak.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010


Putting your faith in a fool is like swaddling your infant in a pancake: surprisingly delicious.

Thursday, November 4, 2010


You'd be surprised how much pancakes hate syrup and your mom.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

The mind

The mind is like a pancake. It tastes great with strawberries.