Thursday, September 30, 2010


A virtuous woman is like a pancake to her husband, particularly if he is a cannibal.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010


Love pancakes like a sister! OK, maybe not like your sister, you sicko. Forget I said anything.

Thursday, September 23, 2010


When pancakes unite, there is nothing they cannot accomplish. Even a sausage genocide isn't out of the question.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010


The sands of time have been lost in the pancakes of time. That's why the pancakes of time taste like the ass of time.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Words and deeds

A man of words and not of deeds is like a pancake pooped on by Apollo Creed.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010


How blessed is the man who never stuffs pancakes down his underoos? Just a little blessed. Come on, we have standards around here.

Thursday, September 9, 2010


Speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves--especially pancakes, who have some great ideas about the economy.

Tuesday, September 7, 2010


Do not throw pancake batter at sinners! Try some rocks. They are more effective.

Thursday, September 2, 2010

The ten commandments

The ten commandments don't mention pancakes, so I guess it's OK to slather them with the blood of orphans.