Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Kind words

Kind words are like syrup to the pancake or a deep, dank basement pit to the serial killer.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Love and hate

Eating a stack of pancakes with someone you love is better than torturing a dungeon of hostages with someone you hate.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010


The words of a gossip are like apple pancakes: absolutely fucking wonderful.

Thursday, March 18, 2010


Hope for the pancake, prepare for the waffle, and set landmines for the crepe.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010


What you think of pancakes is more important than what pancakes think of sausages.

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Life and death

It's better to live by the pancake than to die by the spear through your head.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010


We don't say "have a pancake" anymore. We say you're "having a pancake experience". Update all pancake propaganda accordingly.

Thursday, March 4, 2010


To a biscuit, a pancake is a role model. Hey, it beats being raised in a barn.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010


The first pancake was flattened by a wheel, then burned in a fire. Those cavedudes had some kinks to work out.