Thursday, April 29, 2010


Spoiler alert: The finale of Lost features the Smoke Monster against the Pancake Monster. Tune in to see which one marries Kate.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010


The sun is a powerful symbol in mythology, but so is the pancake, which meant "your mom's a whore" to the Greeks.

Thursday, April 22, 2010


Archangels have no form, but pancakes do. That's why pancakes make archangels cry like little girls.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010


Better to reinvent the wheel than to redigest the pancake. Ew.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Our true selves

Our true selves are mysterious and powerful, but our pancake selves are flat and sticky. So that's a wash.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Harmony and balance

Life is about harmony, balance, and eating enough pancakes to win a date with my sister (limited time offer).

Thursday, April 8, 2010

The elders

Woe unto those who pee on the pancakes of the elders! Those elders have nukes, you know.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010


A serpent with its tail in its mouth foretells destruction. A serpent with a pancake in its mouth foretells someone getting fired at the zoo.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

The three rules

Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a stack of pancakes from under the table with a little drill.