Gifts

Give a man a pancake, he'll eat for a day. Give him an IHOP franchise, he'll do your mom in the stockroom.

Catholicism

When you think about it, the Catholic host is the worst pancake in the world.

Names

Pancakes are also called flapjacks, hotcakes, and celestial discs from the sacred womb of Oprah.

Taoism

"To use a pancake to show that a pancake is not a pancake is not as good as using a non-pancake to show that a pancake is not a pancake." --Chuang Tzu

Pancake-ology

Only a professor of pancake-ology can tell a pancake-pocalypse from a pancake-mageddon.

Office life

The P in TPS report stands for pancake.

Hell

If you dedicate your life to Orthodox Pancake-ism, maybe Satan won't stir-fry your genitals in hell.

Daycare

If you feed your dingo pancakes once in awhile, you can reduce your baby budget by half.