Thursday, April 28, 2011


Give a man a pancake, he'll eat for a day. Give him an IHOP franchise, he'll do your mom in the stockroom.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011


When you think about it, the Catholic host is the worst pancake in the world.

Thursday, April 21, 2011


Pancakes are also called flapjacks, hotcakes, and celestial discs from the sacred womb of Oprah.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011


"To use a pancake to show that a pancake is not a pancake is not as good as using a non-pancake to show that a pancake is not a pancake." --Chuang Tzu

Thursday, April 14, 2011


Only a professor of pancake-ology can tell a pancake-pocalypse from a pancake-mageddon.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Office life

The P in TPS report stands for pancake.

Thursday, April 7, 2011


If you dedicate your life to Orthodox Pancake-ism, maybe Satan won't stir-fry your genitals in hell.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011


If you feed your dingo pancakes once in awhile, you can reduce your baby budget by half.