Inner peace

There is a pancake asleep within every man. When that pancake awakens, consult your physician.

Angels

There is one idea that gives radiance to everything. It is the idea of pancakes made of angel dust.

Tridents

The gods ate pancakes with a trident, but only the gods who rode the short bus.

Grandchildren

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your pancake.

Surprises

It's not surprising to hear that a rapper got shot, but it is surprising to hear that a pancake got stabbed with a broadsword--for shooting rappers. That's a nice twist.

The future

We might not recognize the pancakes of the future, but they'll recognize us, thanks to stem cells and Wikipedia.

NASA

Putting a woman on the moon is like putting a pancake on Mars, except it's cheaper, so let's go for it.