Success

Aim for success, not pancakes. Success will bring you pancakes, along with a finer grade of hooker.

More

Do more than believe: act! Do more than spend: invest! Do more than love: comfort! Do more than hate: grind your enemies into pancake batter, and then make those pancakes, and then serve them to your enemies' families, like Eric Cartman! Yeah! Whoo! USA!

Constancy

Pancakes do not cease to be pancakes because your cousin Billy barfed on them.

Breakfast

The difference between a true pessimist and a true pancake is smaller than you would think. Both are delicious when served warm.

Traditional blessing

May your pancakes be fluffy and your troubles fall away, off the face of the earth, which then spins out of orbit, right into the clutches of Gargamarg, the space monster!

The eyes of God

In the eyes of God, the pancakes and the prophets will be judged as equals. This is because--in case you haven't noticed--God is batshit crazy.

Prejudice

Post-traumatic pancake syndrome is a real condition, but you have to eat a lot of pancakes and overcome the prejudices of the medical community, so is it really worth it?