Self-knowledge

Don't blame the villainous chef for the poisoned pancakes. Look within your own heart, and do it quickly, because that poison acts fast.

Moderation

Do not lift thy pancake too high! There are pancake-eating bats around here.

Holy men

The holy man liberates the captive, heals the wounded, glorifies the pious, and humps the pancake (old custom).

Size

Big pancakes are only little pancakes who became morbidly obese.

Regret

If I had my life to live again, I'd make the same pancakes, only sooner. And I'd kill Billy.

Snowflakes

Every pancake is as unique as a snowflake, but I doubt you knew that, because of the powerful snowflake lobby.

Cuteness

Nothing is cuter than a puppy eating a pancake, except maybe a baby eating a kitten.