The Pancake Proverbs

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% eating pancakes at gunpoint with Joe Pesci.

When the Buddha ordered a pizza but received a pancake, he became enlightened.

If you don't believe one pancake can change the world, I guess you're not a total moron.

Making pancakes in a bedpan rarely pans out.

I believe in equality for everyone, except Canadians, pancakes, children, people who eat ranch dressing, and orcs.

Always have a mind as sharp as a dagger and a pancake as sticky as the sheets in a Bangkok brothel.

No matter how things change, people will always eat pancakes, raise families, and bone your mom.