Pancake-ology

Only a professor of pancake-ology can tell a pancake-pocalypse from a pancake-mageddon.

Office life

The P in TPS report stands for pancake.

Hell

If you dedicate your life to Orthodox Pancake-ism, maybe Satan won't stir-fry your genitals in hell.

Daycare

If you feed your dingo pancakes once in awhile, you can reduce your baby budget by half.

Generosity

You lose very little by sharing your pancakes with strangers or selling your sister to pirates.

The law

If you treat celebrities like pancakes and pancakes like celebrities, may I recommend a good lawyer?

State of the nation

It's a sad day when America's pancakes are smarter than the schoolchildren and the schoolchildren are more nutritious.