Being and non-being

Being and non-being are intertwined, just like pancake and non-pancake, or your mom and that homeless dude in the dumpster.

USA

What's more American than a pancake? Apple pie, Mom, nuclear power plants, big onion rings, reality TV, cockapoos... Pretty much anything.

Marriage

If I marry a pancake, it's an abomination. If a celebrity marries a scone, it's a trend. If a bishop marries a biscuit, it's a sacrament.

Family

Never let a sorcerer make your pancakes, unless eating your great-grandmother's soul sounds like a healthy breakfast.

Breakfast

You get more with a pancake and a smile than a waffle and a bag of dog crap.

Genius

He who eats pancakes with wise men is wise; he who sleeps with their wives is a freaking genius.

Destiny

Pancakes are like newborns. Sooner or later, a hobo is gonna eat 'em.