Achievement

You can't get to the top by shoving pancakes up your bottom.

Moving mountains

It is possible to move a mountain with only witchcraft and pancakes. Send $1000 to learn how.

Virtue

A virtuous wife is like a pancake. She can't do business without letting Mrs. Butterworth wet her beak.

Faith

Putting your faith in a fool is like swaddling your infant in a pancake: surprisingly delicious.

Hate

You'd be surprised how much pancakes hate syrup and your mom.

The mind

The mind is like a pancake. It tastes great with strawberries.

The rich

It is easier for a rich man to eat a pancake than it is for a chihuahua to hump a polar bear. Duh.