The Pancake Proverbs

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

You'll learn more in 10 days at a pancake house than you will in 100 days in a sensory-deprivation chamber.

It is more difficult to be a beautiful pancake than an intelligent biscuit.

Be humble, for you are made of pancakes. Be noble, for you are made of angel poo.

What did one pancake say to the other?

Let's kill some waffles and raise their children as our own!

You can't pillage a pancake, unless you are a terrifying nanobot. Even then, wouldn't you rather destroy my neural pathways?

It is a fine thing to die for one's pancake, but a finer thing to live for it.

Do not blame God for creating the pancake, but thank Him for not giving it tentacles.