Angels

One of the most common ways angels speak to you is by leaving a feather in your pancakes.

Barry White

If you want to romance a pancake, you have bigger problems than how to romance a pancake... but may I suggest a sensual massage?

Robotics

The first thing my robo-butler is gonna do is make me some pancakes. Then we'll probably explore our sexuality. After that, who knows?

Primates

Chimps have been discovered making pancakes in the wild, if by "making pancakes" you mean flattening poo and peeing on it.

The paradox of life

The paradox of life: When you are young, you want to be a pancake. When you are a pancake, you want to be a frozen yam on a stick.

Perspective

If things look hopeless, check to see if you replaced your contact lenses with tiny pancakes.

Desire

Pancakes want to be loved; cheesecakes want to be obeyed.