Oneness

Are we, to quote Kurt Gibson, "sons of one pancake"? My answer is a definitive yes.

Hope

If you cannot believe that everything will turn out for the best, then at least believe that I did not whiz on your pancakes.

Heritage

You are a combination of your mother's blueberry pancakes and your father's porn collection.

Courage

Stand up for your pancakes, even if you're alone, all alone in a mental asylum, all because of your passionate defense of pancakes.

Someday

Treat your friend as someone who may someday become your pancake, and your pancake as someone who may someday become your no-no on the carpet.

1978

Pancakes have nothing to be ashamed of, aside from the muffin genocide of 1978.

Priorities

A people that values its pancakes above its pickles will soon lose both.