Sunday, June 7, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
War crimes
All pancakes ridicule other pancakes, because of the harsh, brutal, repressive regime of Mrs. Butterworth.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Gak
Better the pancake you know than the pancake you don't, unless we're talking about "knowing" in the Biblical sense, because gak!
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Culture
In some cultures, there is no higher achievement than marrying your daughter to a pancake. This is why destroying other cultures is awesome.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Heroism
Do you want to be a hero to a pancake? If so, it might be a good week to stop sniffing glue.
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Thankfulness
Be glad you are not a pancake. A pancake will never make love to a beautiful woman or eat pancakes, because pancakes are not vicious, savage cannibals.
Monday, June 1, 2009
Orphans
I'm in the pancake donor program, where any pancakes I make but don't eat are surgically inserted into orphans against their will. Hey, we'll see how it goes!
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