The face of evil

Evil has a face like a pancake: smooth, eyeless, sticky, and delicious.

Love

Pancakes save some marriages, while boulders end others. Love is a paradox.

Rainbows

For the next two hundred years, there will be no rainbows. However, there will be thousands of mole men roaming the earth, grinding people into pancake batter. So at least there's that.

Thirst

Apes are to monkeys as pancakes are to crepes, but what about ales and lagers? Man, am I thirsty.

Awareness

There are ten gates to awareness but only five pancakes to awareness. That's because the guardians of awareness don't want to totally mess up your diet.

What if?

What if pancakes erupted with lava and volcanoes fed the hungry? That would be a great time to go back on your meds.

Stacked

You can stack pancakes, but you can't stack regrets...though you can stack corpses. Not sure where I was going with that.