Pee

Life is like a pancake peed on by Smurfs.

Men

Give a man a pancake, he’ll eat for a day. Then, when he’s passed out from the sedative, you can shave his balls.

Life

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% eating pancakes at gunpoint with Joe Pesci.

The Buddha

When the Buddha ordered a pizza but received a pancake, he became enlightened.

Change

If you don't believe one pancake can change the world, I guess you're not a total moron.

Pans

Making pancakes in a bedpan rarely pans out.

Equality

I believe in equality for everyone, except Canadians, pancakes, children, people who eat ranch dressing, and orcs.

Life lessons

Always have a mind as sharp as a dagger and a pancake as sticky as the sheets in a Bangkok brothel.

Change

No matter how things change, people will always eat pancakes, raise families, and bone your mom.