Beware

Beware a man with only one pancake or wife.

George Carlin

George Carlin said, "Everybody's got a cell phone that'll make pancakes and rub their balls" but mine won't do anything but anal.

Arts and sciences

Is making pancakes an art or a science? Neither. It's a sub-discipline of exorcism-ology.

Pants

You can't spell "pantless cakes" without "pancakes".

Cousin Billy

A pancake a day keeps my cousin Billy away. Trust me, that's a good thing.

Capes

If you're a sewer rat, a pancake could be a good cape.

Ew

One man's pancake is another man's bedpan. (Hint: that man is your mom).

Monarchy

If a king sits on a throne of pancakes, that's a good day for the royal poodle.

Duality

There are two sides to coins, pancakes, arguments, and Batman villains.