Flaws

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pancake with a thin coating of diarrhea.

Fools

Is it better to fool a pancake or pancake a fool?

Dogs

You are smarter than your dog, but your dog is smarter than your pancake. So that evens out.

Achievement

You can't get to the top by shoving pancakes up your bottom.

Moving mountains

It is possible to move a mountain with only witchcraft and pancakes. Send $1000 to learn how.

Virtue

A virtuous wife is like a pancake. She can't do business without letting Mrs. Butterworth wet her beak.

Faith

Putting your faith in a fool is like swaddling your infant in a pancake: surprisingly delicious.

Hate

You'd be surprised how much pancakes hate syrup and your mom.

The mind

The mind is like a pancake. It tastes great with strawberries.