The tip

May I compare thee to a pancake? If not, can I just put in the tip?

Role models

It is easy to model yourself after accomplished men. It is hard to model yourself after potato pancakes.

Mothers

If a pancake falls in the woods, does your mom eat it? Nah. She's too busy getting busy with a grizzly bear. Ew.

The wise and the dumbass

The words of the wise bring healing, but the pancakes of the dumbass bring STDs. Don't ask.

Live for today

Live for today, because tomorrow you could be making pancakes in my dungeon for your new Yeti bride.

Hearts and minds

After you win the hearts and minds of your enemies, don't forget to grab their souls, pancakes, and whores.

Love and hate

It is easy to hate a pancake. It is hard to love a pancake, especially if by "love" you mean reverse cowgirl.

The Druids

Above all else, guard your pancakes, for they contain the souls of some really stupid Druids.

CIA

Originally, Opus was a pancake instead of a penguin, before that coward Berkeley Breathed caved in to the CIA.