Lost

Spoiler alert: The finale of Lost features the Smoke Monster against the Pancake Monster. Tune in to see which one marries Kate.

Mythology

The sun is a powerful symbol in mythology, but so is the pancake, which meant "your mom's a whore" to the Greeks.

Archangels

Archangels have no form, but pancakes do. That's why pancakes make archangels cry like little girls.

Ew

Better to reinvent the wheel than to redigest the pancake. Ew.

Our true selves

Our true selves are mysterious and powerful, but our pancake selves are flat and sticky. So that's a wash.

Harmony and balance

Life is about harmony, balance, and eating enough pancakes to win a date with my sister (limited time offer).

The elders

Woe unto those who pee on the pancakes of the elders! Those elders have nukes, you know.

Serpents

A serpent with its tail in its mouth foretells destruction. A serpent with a pancake in its mouth foretells someone getting fired at the zoo.

The three rules

Don't approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a stack of pancakes from under the table with a little drill.