God

There is nothing the man upstairs loves more than a pancake, except maybe a mass suicide cult thing. He's a pip that way.

What if?

If the pancakes of Cleopatra had been fluffier, maybe the Druids wouldn't have sold her to the Vikings.

Fight

Fight the ungodly! Fight the unholy! Fight witchcraft and divination! Fight this bear, and I'll make pancakes for the winner.

Freedom

I once saw a real sicko put ketchup on a pancake. Somehow, I think he'll make better choices in my freedom dungeon.

A blessing

May the spirit of whoredom leave these pancakes and relocate in that girl at the coffee shop!

Praise

When the pancake is not praised, the barn is set on fire, by me. Sorry, barn-huggers.

Justice

The arrogant man eats pancakes, but the cannibal man eats the arrogant man. So that evens out.

Doing what we can

The most you can do for your pancake is to simply be its pancake.

Government

Don't let the government pull a rabbit out of your hat with one hand while they stuff a pancake down your panties with the other.

God

God doesn't care for false apostolic ministries, but he really has a problem with pancakes covered in phlegm.

Married life

The best part of married life is the pancakes, but my wife's collection of shrunken heads ain't bad!

Popes and priests

You can have your popes and priests. I'll be over here with the pancakes and pink velvet sausage wallets.

God's divine plan

God's divine plan for humanity doesn't revolve around pancakes, but it doesn't not revolve around them either. So there's that.