Judas

Every pancake has its disciples, and it's usually Judas who puts his wang in the syrup.

Progress

Progress is made by standing on the pancakes of giants, then running like hell before those stupid giants catch you.

Hippies

The Great Pumpkin was supposed to be The Great Pancake, but what do you expect from a waffle-humping hippie like Charles M. Schultz?

The United States

Pancakes cannot defeat or humiliate the United States. Only waffles can do that.

Primordial being

The essence of primordial being is called "Nothingness". Or is is called "God". Or it is called "Pancake". Primordial being doesn't give a flying fuck.

Mind

The human mind devises many plans, but the pancake mind just lies there, like a dumbass.

Oneness

It is only in our minds that we are separate from our pancakes. That polar bear doesn't think that way at all.

Doom

If you see a rider on a red horse, as a burning mountain falls into the sea, and heavenly bodies collide, tossing pancake batter at the advancing locusts probably won't help.

Prophecy

If you burn a pancake in honor of the ascended masters, and let it burn for seven hours, in accordance with prophecy, you'll probably be breaking some fire codes, which I cannot condone.

Heaven

Are there pancakes in the afterlife? Only in purgatory, where teddy bears make pancakes for smurfs in exchange for sexual favors.

The ninth stage

After eating your eighth pancake, you will attain the ninth stage, which the elders know as "Fatso-ville".

Ancient times

The ancient seers saw ancient devils in their pancakes, but syrup and a good exorcist took care of that little hiccup.

Trivia

What U.S. actress in the 20's was known as "Little Miss Pancake Face"?

Paradox

Am I a red-handed howler monkey dreaming I'm a pancake or a pancake dreaming I'm a red-handed howler monkey? Let's hope I'm a monkey, because mmm, bananas.

Eternity

The eternal flame that burns is no less important than the eternal pancake that looks a little like Don Rickles.

Toasting

Traditional toast: "May your pancake grow tentacles, and the tentacles violate your mother! Damn you, Dr. Vargas!"

Pitfalls

The first pitfall of the seeker is pride. The second pitfall is perversion. The third pitfall is a stack of pancakes made by my sister, the serial killer.

Grenades

Falling on the pancake isn't as noble as falling on the grenade, but if it's preordained, it's preordained...

Day trading

If a man trades his soul for a pancake, he might want to hire a new financial planner.

Truth

One true pancake is worth a thousand false dingleberries.

The old days

A wise man contemplated a single pancake for thirty years, back in the days when wise men were total bungholes.

Soulmates

Finding your soulmate is like looking for a pancake with a mustache. You can find both in Uncle Ted's basement.