Wisdom So Sweet You Won't Miss The Syrup
God is constantly molding you into the person or pancake you were meant to be.
Maybe if Linus carried a security pancake instead of a security blanket, Charles M. Schulz would still be alive.
The wheel and fire were well-received, but the caveman who invented the first pancake also received the first blow job.
Simon and Garfunkel were OK, but Simon and pancakes are more filling.
Q: Why did Helen Keller love pancakes? A: Because everyone loves pancakes.