Thursday, February 24, 2011

Chicago

Chicago-style pancakes are thick, ketchup-free, made in backrooms, and smothered in Daley sauce.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

War


A pancake is like a war: easy to start, hard to finish, and great for the economy.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Flashes


A flash in the pan is better than a flasher in the pancake house.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Choices

When choosing between pancakes and evil, see if the evil comes with bacon.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Beauty


You can put pancake makeup on a waffle, but you can't put waffle makeup on a pancake.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Thor


Don't say, "By Thor's hammer!" Say, "By Thor's pancake!" God knows I don't ask you for much.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Pessimism and optimism


A pessimist sees the turd in every pancake; an optimist sees the pancake in every turd.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Life


You can live without apple pancakes and tentacle porn, but who would want to?