Thursday, September 8, 2011

The cosmos

Q: What did the blonde see when she opened a box of pancake batter? A: The secret of the cosmos.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011


Pancakes cause more happiness than Prozac, more boners than Viagra, and more reggae than weed.

Thursday, September 1, 2011


I feel sorry for the group Doctors Without Pancakes.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011


God is constantly molding you into the person or pancake you were meant to be.

Thursday, August 25, 2011


Maybe if Linus carried a security pancake instead of a security blanket, Charles M. Schulz would still be alive.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011


Why are there Special Olympics but no Pancake Olympics? I thought this was America.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011


The wheel and fire were well-received, but the caveman who invented the first pancake also received the first blow job.