Wisdom So Sweet You Won't Miss The Syrup
Q: What did the blonde see when she opened a box of pancake batter? A: The secret of the cosmos.
I feel sorry for the group Doctors Without Pancakes.
God is constantly molding you into the person or pancake you were meant to be.
Maybe if Linus carried a security pancake instead of a security blanket, Charles M. Schulz would still be alive.
The wheel and fire were well-received, but the caveman who invented the first pancake also received the first blow job.