Mom

Oh what a crooked road we take when first we poo on Mom's pancake.

Healing

Heal me, O lord, and I shall be healed; pancake me, and I shall be pancaked; waffle me, and I shall burn in hell like an English muffin in a broken toaster.

Flame

"My loins are aflame!" said the seeker.

"My pancakes are aflame!" said the master.

Since the monastery was also aflame, we'll never know how that one turned out.

Elegy

Every pancake is an elegy to the prophet who peed on it.

Choices

I'd rather have a floozy in a jacuzzi than a pancake in a porta-potty. That's just how I was raised.

Life

I looked at my life, and it was a pancake. Hey, at least it wasn't a bowl of warm snot, like usual.

Death

How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a pancake? (Hint: Drug him).