Marriage

A virtuous woman is like a pancake to her husband, particularly if he is a cannibal.

Sisterhood

Love pancakes like a sister! OK, maybe not like your sister, you sicko. Forget I said anything.

Unity

When pancakes unite, there is nothing they cannot accomplish. Even a sausage genocide isn't out of the question.

Time

The sands of time have been lost in the pancakes of time. That's why the pancakes of time taste like the ass of time.

Words and deeds

A man of words and not of deeds is like a pancake pooped on by Apollo Creed.

Blessed

How blessed is the man who never stuffs pancakes down his underoos? Just a little blessed. Come on, we have standards around here.

Speak

Speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves--especially pancakes, who have some great ideas about the economy.

Sinners

Do not throw pancake batter at sinners! Try some rocks. They are more effective.

The ten commandments

The ten commandments don't mention pancakes, so I guess it's OK to slather them with the blood of orphans.