Thursday, September 8, 2011

The cosmos


Q: What did the blonde see when she opened a box of pancake batter? A: The secret of the cosmos.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Happiness


Pancakes cause more happiness than Prozac, more boners than Viagra, and more reggae than weed.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Medicine


I feel sorry for the group Doctors Without Pancakes.


Tuesday, August 30, 2011

God


God is constantly molding you into the person or pancake you were meant to be.

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Security


Maybe if Linus carried a security pancake instead of a security blanket, Charles M. Schulz would still be alive.

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Freedom


Why are there Special Olympics but no Pancake Olympics? I thought this was America.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Firsts


The wheel and fire were well-received, but the caveman who invented the first pancake also received the first blow job.