Thursday, September 8, 2011

The cosmos


Q: What did the blonde see when she opened a box of pancake batter? A: The secret of the cosmos.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Happiness


Pancakes cause more happiness than Prozac, more boners than Viagra, and more reggae than weed.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Medicine


I feel sorry for the group Doctors Without Pancakes.