Thursday, February 24, 2011


Chicago-style pancakes are thick, ketchup-free, made in backrooms, and smothered in Daley sauce.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011


A pancake is like a war: easy to start, hard to finish, and great for the economy.

Thursday, February 17, 2011


A flash in the pan is better than a flasher in the pancake house.

Tuesday, February 15, 2011


When choosing between pancakes and evil, see if the evil comes with bacon.

Thursday, February 10, 2011


You can put pancake makeup on a waffle, but you can't put waffle makeup on a pancake.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011


Don't say, "By Thor's hammer!" Say, "By Thor's pancake!" God knows I don't ask you for much.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Pessimism and optimism

A pessimist sees the turd in every pancake; an optimist sees the pancake in every turd.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011


You can live without apple pancakes and tentacle porn, but who would want to?