Thursday, January 27, 2011


If you're throwing tridents and pancake batter at hippies, you must be doing something right.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011


A pancake in the hand is worth two in the underoos.

Thursday, January 20, 2011


All conflicts come down to pancakes vs. waffles, Thor vs. Xenu, or Daffy Duck vs. Donald Duck.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011


To come between a man and his pancake is madness. Delicious, delicious, delicious, delicious madness.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Starting and finishing

It's better to start a pancake than to finish a poocake.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

The spiritual ladder

When you move up the spiritual ladder, sprinkle a little pancake batter on the rungs, just to make it interesting for the next guy.

Thursday, January 6, 2011


A pancake isn't the kindest of teachers, but it might be the stickiest.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011


If you want to be happy for a day, eat a pancake. If you want to be happy for a lifetime, sacrifice a hobo to Oprah this Saturday at 3:33 a.m.