Thursday, July 29, 2010

The tip

May I compare thee to a pancake? If not, can I just put in the tip?

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Role models

It is easy to model yourself after accomplished men. It is hard to model yourself after potato pancakes.

Thursday, July 22, 2010


If a pancake falls in the woods, does your mom eat it? Nah. She's too busy getting busy with a grizzly bear. Ew.

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The wise and the dumbass

The words of the wise bring healing, but the pancakes of the dumbass bring STDs. Don't ask.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Live for today

Live for today, because tomorrow you could be making pancakes in my dungeon for your new Yeti bride.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Hearts and minds

After you win the hearts and minds of your enemies, don't forget to grab their souls, pancakes, and whores.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Love and hate

It is easy to hate a pancake. It is hard to love a pancake, especially if by "love" you mean reverse cowgirl.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

The Druids

Above all else, guard your pancakes, for they contain the souls of some really stupid Druids.

Thursday, July 1, 2010


Originally, Opus was a pancake instead of a penguin, before that coward Berkeley Breathed caved in to the CIA.