Kind words

Kind words are like syrup to the pancake or a deep, dank basement pit to the serial killer.

Love and hate

Eating a stack of pancakes with someone you love is better than torturing a dungeon of hostages with someone you hate.

Gossip

The words of a gossip are like apple pancakes: absolutely fucking wonderful.

Hope

Hope for the pancake, prepare for the waffle, and set landmines for the crepe.

Thought

What you think of pancakes is more important than what pancakes think of sausages.

Life and death

It's better to live by the pancake than to die by the spear through your head.

Experience

We don't say "have a pancake" anymore. We say you're "having a pancake experience". Update all pancake propaganda accordingly.

Childhood

To a biscuit, a pancake is a role model. Hey, it beats being raised in a barn.

Cavedudes

The first pancake was flattened by a wheel, then burned in a fire. Those cavedudes had some kinks to work out.